Showing posts with label crappy bar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crappy bar. Show all posts

Thursday, September 27, 2007

THE HOLIDAY COCKTAIL LOUNGE - ON ST.MARKS BETWEEN 1ST AND 2ND AVE.



So tonight I decided to visit a very old haunt of mine called THE HOLIDAY COCKTAIL LOUNGE on St.Marks between 1st and 2nd Avenue. Thankfully this place is as gross as it has ever been. Also, the few "cool" people who get enough courage to venture in get freaked out and do not stay long.


I have been going to this place for half of my life. Pretty scary. At one time, if you could walk up to a bar in New York City and put your money on it you would get served. Alas, all has gone amok. The Holiday Cocktail Lounge has no cool or up to date changes. They are still old timey East Village Ukranian. And if you think you are the dog's balls, they will throw you out on your ass. Thank God for the old and crappy!


I have been to FAR scarier places in my short life, but this place is still the real deal. Wood paneling, giant piss smell and all.


Check out our bartender. Seriously. This guy has to be in his 80's. No shit. He is very surly and very Ukranian.


Isaac Moore. Hamming it up for my fans. Oh snap... I am AWESOME?


Fear not my TOTAL AWESOME!

I really love this Men's room. Yes it smells of 100 years of piss, but you can't beat the wood paneling. It is funny how the wood paneling seems to soak up the urine.
Another Thursday night in the East Village. Crazy go bananas.

So I was hanging out with an old hippy and a lesbian. Not that there is anything wrong with it. That is just where the conversation was at.



Here is what the New York Times said about this place.

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W. H. Auden once lived next door, and Trotsky across the street. Both knew a little something about the low life, and so does the clientele of this East Village landmark. Years of thick smoke have given the place a gray pallor, the booths are cracked but cozy, and the Rolling Stones dominate the jukebox. In other words, you've got all you need to nurse yourself through a bout of poverty and despair. Just don't ask for a whiskey sour; they don't do that here. Straight whiskey, on the other hand, flows like water and, at $4 a glass, doesn't cost much more.Extra
The Holiday started out as a Prohibition-era speakeasy—and you might wonder if the well drinks are still made with bathtub gin.
Can you really go wrong with WH AUDEN and Trotsky? I think not!!! Ow, my liver hurts..

Friday, September 7, 2007

CANDY'S MAGIC PUB IN SHIRLEY LONG ISLAND

This entry was submitted by my friend Lisa. This wonderful establishment goes by the name of CANDY’S MAGIC PUB in Shirley Long Island. She went there to see her boyfriend's band play at a black metal show.

From what I can gather, they try to get the kids in the place by having bands play.

Here is what she had to say about this place.

Lisa-
So I asked for a glass of wine at this place, and the old broad behind the counter opened a tiny refridgerator behind the bar and pulled out one of those twist off top mini bottles. She then poured it in a cup. Oh, there was smoking inside and the pool table had no balls.



Here is Lisa pointing out some of the lovely art work on the wall behind the bar and the sweet Knicks jacket that barley covers up an even sweeter grey mini mullet.

Good work Lisa. If you send in more pictures I will post them.



This guy is saying "GAAAHHHHH MEEETAALL GHAAAAAAA!!!!!".





Nothing says METAL like glittery unicorns!!


There is SO much to say about this image. The unicorn art, the framing. All of that stuff is fine, but look at the walls! The bubble gum looking sponge work is magnifique!